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The good ship WFT is hard aground on the Mid-Season shoals. All up and down the Chesapeake Bay there are lighthouses to steer mariners away from rocks and shallows in illogical places. The lights were functioning. But, the rudder didn’t respond. Remember way back when in Pre-season? Terry McLaurin was doing the NFL’s oft seen “Get Paid Dance.” Without him the other Receivers could not get open. When the season arrived McLaurin got hurt. This happens with regularity to those guys doing the contract maneuver protocols. Then, guess what? The Receivers still could not get open. Remember way back when at the Draft? The clamor was for an Edge rusher. Washington went O-Line instead. It was hard to argue that protecting Jayden Daniels was a priority. The Edge guys the team had played well. Dorance Armstrong in particular was having a good year. But, three of them have been lost for the season.

So, what’s left is a team without a decent pass rush. That exposes the Secondary. It, naturally has been hurt. Without good Edge play teams are running wide and wild. Add that to an Offense that can’t throw effectively because no one is open. That causes the QB to hold the ball too long, run too often, and ultimately led to injury. For all the griping about the O-Line, if the ball could come out on time it wouldn’t be nearly as bad as the stats indicate. There were indications this was coming. The sheer magnitude and finality of the grounding are the shocking parts, however. Come the first weekend of January a Flood tide will raise the hull up allowing it to go back to home port with the intended destination long lost and forgotten over the horizon.

The song says that you’ve been waiting all day for Sunday Night (football). The question is: Will it have been worth it?

This WFT team reminds of the kid who couldn’t get all the way engaged at school and is now staring down the barrel at mid-term exams. The equations get reduced to simple binary solutions: Win at least this game and one other of the two following before the bye, or kiss any thought of playoffs goodbye. This game and the Lions’ game are against rock solid teams albeit at home. But, this game is the lynch pin. Tuesday at 4:00pm EST (yes the clocks did roll back last night) is the trade deadline. This team has some assets that would be of interest to contenders. A win might convince General Manager Adam Peters to basically stand pat. A loss gives him every green light to sell off anything but the emerging young core. And, yes, there is one hiding among the basket full of aged veterans on one-year deals.

Parallels to this Washington Football Team season so far are plentiful. But, the most compelling comes from the world of Drag Racing. A National Hot Rod Association Top Fuel dragster is a marvel of a machine. The engines produce about 11,000 horsepower. Between every run the engines are stripped down to parade rest and rebuilt. Data is analyzed of performance. And, the car is adjusted for such minutiae as grains of water in the atmosphere. It takes many manhours in a concentrated time to get the car to the starting line. Oh, and it costs about $15,000 per run in pieces/parts and fuel. When the Driver finally gets the green lights on the staging tree the pedal gets mashed to the floor. Three things could happen. For whatever reason the engine just dies. It’s the least likely, but does occur rarely. Or everything goes beautifully as the tires grip the road hurtling the machine down the 1000-foot track in 3-seconds and change. In the process the car will accelerate from zero to 100 mph in slightly less than a second. OR the tires don’t grip the track. What happens then is a fit of violent shaking as the dragster goes essentially nowhere all the while producing billowing clouds of rubber smoke. All that work and money gone up in acrid burnt rubber vapor. It’s called “Tire Shake.” While that’s going on the competitor is likely long gone down towards the finish line.

This football team has a bad case of Tire Shake.

It was a good week for naysaying nabobs of negativity. A veritable Field Day was there to be had if one wanted to embrace the dark side. There are only so many adjectives in the lexicon to describe inadequacy. Every last one was used multiple times to describe the Washington Defense. But, in the spirit of, “no one goes unscathed” the venom went towards anything associated with Burgundy or Gold. One bold soul had the temerity to proclaim that Jayden Daniels was done and so should be traded now. And, how dare he smile while playing a kid’s game. Ok. We got the memo.

In the First Century AD the Stoic Lucius Annaeus Seneca declared that anger was temporary madness. There was certainly no shortage of that on display after Monday Night’s loss. With spleens properly vented it’s time to move on. The NFL schedule waits for no one.

The good boat “WFT” found itself in a bit of the doldrums entering last week’s game. There was simply no real momentum to be found. The injury list was long and growing. And, the loss to Atlanta had left a general feeling of ennui in the fanbase. That was the feeling entering the game. Ten-minutes in one could be excused for feeling something worse than simple listlessness. It reminded of the old 12-Meter America’s Cup days. Dennis Conner would be in some trouble as his boat was being overtaken when he’d look over at his master Tactician Tom Widden: “Find us a Lift.” Invariably he would find the most subtle color change in the water that indicated a wind shift that would “lift” or help the boat sail closer to the most favorable line. On Play #10 of the Chargers’ third possession, in Washington territory, with Washington already down 10-0 the lift came in the form of Safety Quan Martin‘s violent collision with LAC Receiver Quentin Johnson. Out came the ball. Often maligned Corner Marshon Lattimore pounced on it. Los Angeles would not score another point. The Offense shed its early game funk scoring 27 in what turned out to be a comfortable win. One Lift turned everything.

After 25-years of failure and ridicule the Washington football fanbase has been condition-response trained to find and embrace agony at the slightest opportunity. Last week’s game against a nice Atlanta squad sent the masses to the Cellars of Angst quick, fast, and in a hurry. It was spectacular in some respects. By mid-week not only had the team been declared an utter failure; significant shade was being thrown at the General Manager for not stocking the team 3-deep with All Pro players. After all, he has had two whole years. “C’mon! Get with it.”

The truth was far less dramatic. An Offense without its three best “Skill Players” still put up 27-points. Only 12-teams scored more points than that for the week. And, Washington was the only team scoring 27-points or more who lost. (Dallas and Green Bay tied at 40-all.) WFT’s Special Teams were really good. It was the Defense that played poorly. Bijan Robinson helped in that regard as he slithered through cracks and forced missed tackles. Atlanta had all of their Offensive weapons on-hand and used them well. Washington was missing three Defensive Back starters. It showed on any number of broken coverages. Still there was plenty of opportunity to win. With 8:08 remaining Atlanta started a drive at their 23-yard line with a 7-point lead. One Defensive stop would give the WFT time to go tie the score. Didn’t happen. 69-yards, 15-plays, and 6:51 later the Falcons would ice the game. Boiling down the day to that drive tells the tale.

At the end of the day it was an opportunity lost. While much of the fanbase has clenched their pearls into dust the team has no time for such things. New week, new game.

Aside from sheer sloppiness and injuries aplenty the early NFL season has produced an interesting trend: The blowout loss turns into a solid victory a week later. Look no farther than Washington’s turnaround from the Green Bay loss. 28-17 doesn’t sound like a blowout, but the game was never competitive. A week later, with the wunderkind Quarterback up in a suite far removed from the field the WFT played relatively well. There were a number of such bounce backs around the League. One stands out. The Chicago Bears did their best impersonation of a collection of crash test dummies against the Detroit Lions. A week later they throttled the Cowboys. The reportage out of Chicago was that the week’s practices were, shall we say, not fun. Coaches did their best impersonation of Drill Sergeants at Parris Island. For the players it was a group trip to the proverbial woodshed. And, it worked.

One old saw is that it is one thing to enter a sailboat into a race, but it is a totally different venture to campaign a boat over a series. The latter requires pieces and parts to be on-hand at the ready to insert when something breaks. Races don’t re-schedule to await your readiness. Professional football is no different. It is the curious reality of the sport that it takes an elite Quarterback to enter the “Contender” portal, but it more often than not takes a competent backup QB to stay there. In a 32-team league there were 59 different QBs who started games last season. It’s close enough to two-per-team to assume that the QB2 on every roster had best be competent. But, many are not. The ideal is to have a QB2 with starting experience who is able to watch practice all week then come off of the bench with no warning and win a game. Last season Marcus Mariota did that very thing twice. Ideal, indeed.

The “S” in September football is for “Sloppy.” Teams simply are less than ready for real football. If one goes looking back in the day they can find stories about Johnny Unitas leading a fourth-quarter comeback with all the starters against Philadelphia in pre-season game #4. If processing that for a moment the realization may hit that Jayden Daniels didn’t even throw one pass in pre-season. It showed on Sunday. Against a Giants team that looks to be on the verge of dysfunction Daniels’ passes were off a number of times. He was behind on crossing routes pretty much all day. Two deep shots resulted in two overthrows with his feet fully set. Clutch your pearls if you wish. But, this type of performance is to be expected to start the season. Almost 12% of all snaps during Week #1 resulted in penalties. Washington contributed mightily with 12-infractions. Like it or not the early NFL season is really the old pre-season…only the games count.

After all of the waiting it does feel a bit surreal to see honest-to-goodness football again. And, the NFL isn’t wasting time with warmup games. The New York Football Giants are coming to Washington for one of eight Division games during the first weekend. Those games count more than just one-up or one-down in the standings. When it gets to tie-breaker time those Division games have special meaning. Want to win the Division? Go 4-2 or better in those head-to-head tilts. Washington didn’t win the NFC East last year. But, the 4-2 was invaluable in getting them into the playoffs. The recipe is easy to state; harder to deliver: Split the games with Philly and Dallas while sweeping the Giants. If you think that’s an easy deliverable, think again. Washington has played the Giants 184-times over the course of their history. The WFT has lost 107 of them.